Grand Theft Auto- GTA III

       I have just finished GTA5 and I chose to write this.

       We all heard about Grand Theft Auto. Complete missions, free roam, have fun testing mods and more! Here I will only talk about the more popular GTA games. Besides GTA III, GTA Vice City, San Andreas, IV, and GTA V there are less popular GTA’s which, in my opinion, are not worth playing, such as GTA Chinatown Wars, which… Well, see for yourselves what it looks like.

       GTA III

       This one is the very first 3D GTA. The story is quite simple: Claude, the protagonist, robs a bank with his girlfriend, Catalina and another man, Miguel. The men get shot by the girl and Claude is arrested. The police convoy is ambushed, the bridge that connects the rest of the city is destroyed by a bomb and Claude together with 8-Ball (who owns a car modification shop to install bombs) escape. Being stuck in that city, the protagonist makes a living by working for a club manager, Luigi, for Joey, the mechanic, Leone Salvatore, and Toni Cipriani. He mostly fights against the Triads and Forelli family. However, before finishing his work for Leone, he has the last job. To take a car and destroy it. Just before Claude reaches the car, he is warned by Maria that the car is just a trap. He meets her at the docks, together with her friend, Asuka. They all move to another island. Claude does various jobs for Asuka, killing Leone to prove loyalty and against the police and a casino manager altogether with a man which is found at a public bathroom.

       In the end, Claude finds Asuka and Miguel (not that important) dead, along with a note asking for 500.000$ ransom in exchange for Maria’s life. When Claude arrives at the location, the Cartel Mansion, Catalina flies away, leaving Maria on the dam with some men. Claude kills Catalina by shooting the helicopter and the men. As the screen turns black, there is a last gunshot. This is heard after Maria complains about her hair being ruined. Is this some dark humor or was she shot by Claude to not speak about anything?

Find out how to combat clickbait in 2019!

You got baited! Isn’t this ironic?

       I was searching for content to complain about when the word “Buzzfeed” came through my head. So I took a blush over their site and I was not disappointed. Frustrated, but not disappointed. Just what I expected!

       The reason for this post to exist is obvious. New Year’s Eve is just around the corner! But what I actually dislike is the fact that this is just one of the few examples. The site is full of posts like this! And they all have the same format!

  1. Clickbait title (All of them include price and 2019.)
  2. Sub-titles (Which are actually descriptions but in Bold.)
  3. Photo of product (Just the photo.)
  4. More description (On the 10$ post you find out that the product is 9.95$.)

Now, that we know how all posts are made, we only have to analyze one.

       A pack of pimple patches to stop acne IN ITS TRACKS. They protect your skin, preventing further damage or reinfection, while absorbing oil and pus to shrink the zit and reduce redness, helping it heal *so* much faster.

Yes, that is the title! Now, let’s move on. Basically, this is a bandage but with cream on the sticky part. This product is worthless, yet it drew our attention over the title. But what am I analyzing? I was supposed to explain why this article is a clickbait one. This is just the title which gets the attention. The product is simple, so there is nothing to analyze about this. Just the way the description is made. A useless thing that gets attention with ease. Impressive.